--Blitzkrieg99 (talk) 11:14, 6 June 2014 (UTC)
Hello, Wikipedia, welcome to my humble user page. Ain't much to look at, eh? Anyway, read an article or something. There ain't much on this page.
-Hey, Bill, what are you reading on Wikipedia?
-I don't know!
-Well, you're speaking out loud! How do you not know?
-I'm speaking so loud I can't even read!
Wait, you're still here? I'm surprised!
By the way, you got any special stuff?