User:Bestchai/Sandbox/TravisCard

Travis' birthday card instructions

Enter your birthday wishes below. You can start a new section or leave your wishes in threaded form -- replying to those who came before you. Please be orderly and follow the norm of adding your wishes to the bottom of the page/thread. If you have an account on Wikipedia, you can sign your post with four tildas. If you are editing anonymously, this will result in your computer's IP address so feel free to use your real name instead. Bestchai (talk) 07:13, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Eva's Birthday Recipe for the Greater Happiness and Refueling of Travis

This recipe came to me in a dream last night. Some might call it a vision quest. I will test it out next week with my fourth graders; you are invited in as a celebrity guest chef. No banana costume necessary.

19 pounds of organic mangoes

3 cans of pears from Safeway

4 pounds of grated medium cheddar with vegetarian rennet

6 pounds of Gorgonzola

One sprinkle of Stravecchio

One bag of spinach

Blend it all in the blender. Then chop up and add:

700 cremini mushrooms

Half an onion

4 cans of black beans

Marinate for a fortnight. Put this filling into raviolis. Run around the block with it eight times, staying on the grass. No pavement please. If the weather is inclement, wrap it in a Nau garment for safekeeping. Boil, top with more cheese and some barbecue sauce. Serve at your birthday dinner; invite your friends by telling them that it is chili.

Jon's Birthday Wishes

If you were a Fallout character, you would be:

S: 10 P: 10 E: 10 C: 10 I: 10 A: 10 L: 10

With tag skills of Science, Repair and Unarmed. I was going to go as far as thinking up perks, but I stopped. Hope you don't pick "Mutate!"

Colin's Birthday Wishes

You're a blast to hang out with, funny and one of all-around better people I know.

I hope this year and all the rest work out for you, but I'm sure they will because you seem to make all your situations work out for you.

Jfro's Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday Travis! Note that the Wikipedia tags were originally Sammy's idea but he couldn't figure out how to do it. Wikipedia is too hard to use for some ;)

Alex's Birthday Wishes

You are quite a force for g00ds in the universe!

Sammy's Birthday Wishes

They are grand and happy.

Yongjoon's Birthday Wishes

Second!!!

Not anymore...

Mu's Wishes

For your birthday, I hand-made this barnstar for you: Special Barnstar for a special housemate

Happy Birthday! Stay cool!

(Ian and Liz)'s Birthday Wishes

Happy birthday Travis! :) We decided to cut Nodira in line and copy her joyous birthday greeting. And we're excited about your party, a party not only of sight and sound but of chili. Iansimon (talk) 21:51, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Nodira's Birthday Dishes

Happy birthday Travis! :)

Birthday Dishes

Wishes from Crash and Flow

Yaw: We wish you lots of dairy as you shed your youth. Lord knows you'll need the calcium.

Hélène: I'm really sorry. He's mostly a jackass, but you're not and we love you so happy birthday!!

Wishes from Michelle

Happy Birthday Travis! Hope you have a wonderful 26th year!

Wishes from Nathan

Happy B-Day T! Sorry for missing you on the day, but I was busy ensuring that your present (Tuesday's inauguration) went off without a hitch. Almost worked, except for the oath bit. I'll try to do better next year. Have a stupendous time celebrating and a terrific next year!

Wishes from bestchai

May your wiki-spirit be strong. And may the wp policies always hold you upright Leafman. You are facing a challenging beast, and with but a semantic wiki as your spear. "Slay the beast! Slay the beast!" thunder the voices of an appreciative crowd. But your are not disturbed in your watchful alertness; you are not dissuaded by intruders; you are formidable, you are aware, and you are waiting. "Spring forth! Spring forth!" cry the dying sentries, the nervous hunters, the gnomes. And you do.. Bestchai (talk) 04:49, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

Mark's Birshday Wishes

Travis. This is by far the nerdiest birthday communication I have ever participated in. Quite fitting! Best wishes to you. Happy B-day!

Jessica's Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday T! If a nerd trend has already started, why ruin a good thing?

  require "cake" 
  require "pointyhats"
  class Birthday 
    def initialize (partytime)
      @when = Time.now.to_s
    end 
#Export date: January 20th, 1983
#Last updated: January 20th, 2009

Tom's Birthday Wishes

Happy birthday Travis. Eat some cake for me.

("Where the hell is the frosting!" MJR reflecting on tipsy TJR)

Wishes of Birthdays of Denis

Travis, I am glad you have made it this far in the number of birthdays that you have accumulated. Continue down the right path and you can celebrate more of these in the future. Yes... quite right... the future... dot dot dot... Happy Birthday!!!

From Dan

Happy birthday Traivs! May your cheese always be tasty may your knees always be healthy and may your bike chain never grow loose.

From Anton and Jody

We like signing these things at the last moment... right at the birthday party! Happy Birthday!

From Karen

I missed your birthday, Travis, but wait 'til you see what you get in the mail this time!

From The Land Earl

I had assumed, rather incorrectly, that the wiki card was a physical object, much like your Halloween costume. I missed Ivan's link to the this digital card. I present this image as a peace offering.

Emotions

And lest I forget... happy birthday!

The OFFICIAL Travis Fan Club Comment

Hi, this comment is all about Travis, REAL TRAVIS. This comment is awesome. I can't stop thinking about Travis. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Travis is a mammal.
2. Travis is awesome ALL of the time.
3. The purpose of Travis is to flip out and produce a comprehensive account of all human knowledge.

Weapons of Travis:

Travis' Keyboard.	Travis' Cheese.	Travis' Bicycle.

Testimonial:

Travis can barnstarify anyone he wants! Travis wikifies off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that once Travis was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Travis wikified the whole town. My friend Kayur said that he saw Travis totally barnstarify some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Travis has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will wikify your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Q and A:

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Travis?

A: Travis is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, he is very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that Travis is always cruel or mean. What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Travis can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What does Travis do when he's not wikifying off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of his free time is spent flying, but sometime he simulates urbanity. (Ask Kayur if you don't believe me.)

Ninjasareawesome (talk) 23:26, 22 January 2009 (UTC)