Zachary Doyle (born November 16, 1994) is an American system administrator who works for DCMobility, a telecommunications company in Tyson's Corner, Virginia. In the past, he worked as a software development intern helping to automate food rescue, a support services engineer in the cybersecurity sector, and as an engineering computing instructor in while pursuing a Bachelor's Degree in Computer Science from the University of Colorado. In his spare time he attempts to teach himself various programming langauages of dubious usefulness, enforces MOS:BOLDTITLE with a zeal bordering on fanaticism, and enjoys a healthy level of omnipresent existential dread.