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| 1 | 1 | "Feeding Frenzy" | Bradford May | S.S. Wilson, Brent Maddock & Nancy Roberts | March 28, 2003 | |
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Tyler Reed, new owner of Desert Jack's Graboid Adventure, arrives in Perfection and must help Burt Gummer determine why El Blanco is eating more than he should. Meanwhile, Melvin Plug is trying once again to buy out Perfection, this time to erect a strip-mall called "Melville." Twitchell nearly Forces Burt to kill El Blanco, but Burt spots a weird glinting light and shoots that instead, destroying a device that's driving El Blanco insane with hunger. The goon Melvin hired to do this demands payment after barely evading Burt and summons El Blanco when Melvin refuses, but is eaten by El Blanco before he can do anything else. Melvin is discovered by Burt and scolded. Back in town, everyone accepts Tyler as part of the Perfection family. | ||||||
| 2 | 6 | "Ghost Dance" | Whitney Ransick | S.S. Wilson & Brent Maddock | March 28, 2003 | |
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Rosalita encounters a green cloud in an abandoned silver mine and thinks it's a ghost while her hired hand believes it to be the Coyote spirit. However, after miners are found to be severely dehydrated, Burt, with Twitchell and Tyler investigate the mine to discover the gas themselves. Barely managing to escape from the cloud by using a bottle of water as a decoy, everyone regroups and Cletus, a scientists who previously worked in a laboratory near where the cloud is, deduces that it is a hydrophilic bacteria that was a project of the lab. However, after it was boarded up, it must have fell into a container of Mixmaster, a compound that blends non-human DNA originally used to created living weapons for the government. Knowing that it will be drawn to the town for moisture, they decide to trap it in a barrel thanks to a makeshift engine built by Tyler and Cletus. They then have Twitchell send it away for proper government storage. However, Cletus brings bad news as that the cloud spread Mixmaster throughout the area it traversed and soon the wildlife and plant life will merge into new creatures. | ||||||
| 3 | 7 | "Night of the Shriekers" | P. J. Pesce | John Schulian, Brent Maddock, & S.S. Wilson | April 4, 2003 | |
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A government team in Perfection is training shriekers for rescue missions. But a storm shorts out the devices controlling them, and the shriekers run rampant, killing most of the team. The three shriekers multiply and each original shrieker leads its own group. The Perfectionites prepare to hunt down the Shriekers before they can multiply or get out of the valley, but are resisted by the project's lead scientist, who wishes to recapture them instead. Knowing better, the locals lure the creatures into a trap at Burt's home and start killing them. The scientist, however destroys Burt's ammo, to stop them. This forces Nancy, Twitchell and Jodi to flee to the safe room, but end up stuck thanks to a bullet wedged in the henge. The scientist flees to her truck, where she tries to coax one of the original into it, however its control collar is off, causing it to kill her and the driver. The last group tries to sneak up Burt's escape tunnel after trying to dig down into the bunker. After learning this due to a shrieker tearing into the safe room from the tunnel, Nancy throws a bomb into the tunnel killing the last of the Shriekers. | ||||||
| 4 | 3 | "Blast from the Past" | Michael Shapiro | Babs Greyhosky | April 11, 2003 | |
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Things start going screwy when Tyler finds a foot near the side of the road and a hang-glider. Later, Burt and Tyler discover a delivery truck and the remains of the man who was supposed to be delivering Nancy's new kiln. With these attacks, Burt deduces that an Ass-Blaster is on the loose. However, before he and Tyler can go to work and kill the thing, two people from Vegas arrive. They reveal themselves to be hired hands for Sigmund and Ray, the magicians to whom Nancy sold the Ass-Blaster to in Tremors 3, to recover their Ass-Blaster, Messerschmitt, after poachers failed to kidnap it. However, they severely screw up their first attempt to capture the Ass-Blaster and one of the hired hands nearly dies. Realizing it is now too smart to be fooled by a ground trap, Burt decides to use a hang-glider to launch a snack for Messerschmitt. They end up successful and tie up Messerschmitt. Burt hands it over to Sigmund and Ray's hired hands to be returned to Vegas. | ||||||
| 5 | 9 | "Flora or Fauna" | Chuck Bowman | S.S. Wilson & Brent Maddock | April 18, 2003 | |
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An over-eager tourist named Larry Norvel wants to see El Blanco. (Even going as far as to rent out an entire trip for himself) Meanwhile, the Perfectionites discover a strange, plant-animal hybrid created by Mixmaster, as well as a government team sent to study Mixmaster's effects on the valley. However, some of the team are killed by the highly powerful "stomach acid" of the hybrid. At the end of the episode Larry asks Cletus about time travel experiments, a nod to Christopher Lloyd's previous role as Doc Brown of Back to the Future fame and they seem to get along well while talking about the concept. The Mixmaster plant is finally killed by Tyler using poison just before it can spread seeds, but one seed survives in Larry's car. However, when it falls to the ground, it is squashed underfoot by Burt. | ||||||
| 6 | 4 | "Hit and Run" | P.J. Pesce | Christopher Silber | April 25, 2003 | |
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A Las Vegas mobster brings his disbelieving friend, Frank, to Perfection to see El Blanco in person. However, this backfires on him when he goes too far in trying to bring El Blanco out and ends up eaten alive. To make matters worse, he held the key to a bank vault his mob was planning to rob. Frank vows revenge on El Blanco and to retrieve the key after calling in backup from a sinister member of the mob. However, things backfire as the third mobster accidentally launches a harpoon through himself due to Burt interfering with them. Frank vows to get the key back and El Blanco is then sent away by Burt. However, Frank is stuck to a rope El Blanco swallowed and is being dragged along as his punishment. | ||||||
| 7 | 8 | "A Little Paranoia Among Friends" | Michael Grossman | Babs Greyhosky | June 20, 2003 | |
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Over the last six months, people in Toluca, New Mexico, led by radio personality Cecil Car, have believed that aliens are responsible for the disappearances. However, it is actually a Graboid eating people. Knowing better than the idiotic townsfolk, Twitchell sends Burt and Tyler to investigate. However, the townspeople think a government conspiracy is going on and Burt has been sent as a government plant to cover it up. This wounds Burt greatly as he hates the government just as much as they do. Burt takes his mind off of this by imagining his "maiden voyage" with his M82A2, but still has to put up with the UFO-crazed locals's misguided prejudice. The townsfolk go as far as disabling the seismographs Burt sets up to track the Graboid, believing them to be some kind of government devices to repel aliens. Ultimately Tyler makes up a story that the graboid is an evil alien and in a final showdown, Tyler kills it with an M82A2, leaving Burt disappointed. The people of the town accept them as heroes and Burt goes along with their paranoia of him ebing a government agent while accepting their thanks (while threatening Tyler never to mention this to anyone again). | ||||||
| 8 | 5 | "Project 4-12" | Chuck Bowman | John Schulian | June 27, 2003 | |
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The story of the Perfectionites' first meeting with Cletus Poffenberger. When Project 4-12 escapes and runs wild in the valley, Cletus, Burt and Tyler hunt down the beast. In the meantime, Cletus reveals that 4-12 was a creature he created using Mixmaster and that his violent outburts were from a lack of a certain chemical he could no longer find. After a long hunt, Burt is forced to kill 4-12 with a homemade flamethrower to Cletus' sadness. 4-12 is given a proper burial by the townsfolk, hoping to cheer Cletus up a bit. | ||||||
| 9 | 10 | "Graboid Rights" | P.J. Pesce | Christopher Silber | July 1, 2003 | |
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Animal rights activists (including Nancy's college dropout daughter Mindy) arrive in Perfection to force the townspeople to leave, thinking they are harming El Blanco by being there. Meanwhile, El Blanco starts going mad for some unknown reason. It is ultimately revealed that one of the activists was poisoning El Blanco to prove her story, but El Blanco accidentally swallows a fatal dose and beaches himself in town to die. Burt and the doctor manage to create an antidote and El Blanco is saved by Mindy who tosses it into his mouth with her softball skills. With El Blanco saved, the activists leave town and Mindy is returned to college. | ||||||
| 10 | 12 | "The Sounds of Silence" | Michael Shapiro | Babs Greyhosky | July 18, 2003 | |
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Mixmaster has created a deadly swarm of mutated insects that infest the valley and kill a herd of horses and two construction workers. making matters worse, El Blanco is even scared enough of these bugs to head toward the mountains to stay alive. Meanwhile, since Burt is out of town, Tyler must work with a woman who seems to have a lot in common with the survivalist. Also, Larry is back, apparently to stay. Working together the three trap the bugs in road tar using mating calls and kill them by lighting them on fire with gasoline. As a said nuisance, the townsfolk have to put up with Larry, who has decided to move to Perfection as it suits his taste in weirdness. | ||||||
| 11 | 13 | "The Key" | P.J. Pesce | John Schulian, Christopher Silber & Brent Maddock | July 25, 2003 | |
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Frank the mobster returns to Perfection to continue his quest to kill El Blanco and retrieve the key he swallowed. Meanwhile, Larry encounters a strange creature in a barn and calls it "Invisibat." In the final battle, Frank's guest is driven into El Blanco by Larry and the Invisbat and is eaten and killed, while Frank runs away, gets picked up by a mobster and is brought to Chicago to be killed for his incompetence. Meanwhile, Larry finds the key in graboid dung and puts in a collection of metal detector findings. | ||||||
| 12 | 11 | "Water Hazard" | Chuck Bowman | Nancy Roberts | August 1, 2003 | |
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Melvin has opened a golf course near Bixby called the Oasis. But its lagoons are filled with water stolen from Perfection Valley's water table and are contaminated with Mixmaster, which create a giant shrimp that kills three people. Tyler is blamed for the death of two officers and spends the night in jail. He is then left to deal with it himself while Burt's gone and lays a trap with Rosealita and Twitchell's help in the river and kills it with dry ice as they can't afford it bleeding into the water and contaminating the rest of the area. Melvin is later blackmailed by Rosilita into paying thousands of dollars to kept her motuh shut about the Mixmaster monster. | ||||||
| 13 | 2 | "Shriek and Destroy" | Jack Sholder | S.S. Wilson & Brent Maddock | August 8, 2003 | |
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Burt and Tyler are contracted (and haggled) by Twitchell to go to Juniper, Arizona and eradicate a herd of shriekers that has appeared. But when the Fish and Wildlife Service send their top agent in, the operative dismisses Burt and Tyler from their job and heads to take out the remaining Shreikers. After successfully killing 5 of them, the operative takes the sole surviving Shreiker to a grain mill to be guarded until armed transport arrives to take it for studying. At the town's Pioneer Day festival, the operative informs Twitchell of his success, but Burt and Tyler become enraged when they learn what he did. After scolding the operative, Burt heads to the mill, where the agent is eaten by the now army of Shreikers before escaping into a large pipe. Burt figures out that it leads to the fair, but he and Tyler run out of bullets. This prompts them to head to the house in town that has a "famous" gun collection, but it turns out to be civil war muskets. When the local baseball team shows up, Burt organizes them into a firing squad that successfully kills all the shriekers. Burt returns to perfection where nancy names the recording of their adventure "Shreik and Destroy" and Tyler is grilled by Jodi and Rosilita for being distracted by the Ms. Juniper while recording. | ||||||
