Badgerzilla

Hello there. I'm a longtime reader of Wikipedia, but am just now starting an account. If I make a newbish mistake, don't bite.

VThis user is a vegetarian.	CHIPOTLE!This is user is absolutely addicted to Chipotle Mexican Grill
An Adventurer is this User.	This user loves userboxes.
-xenThis user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.	du-5This user is able to contribute with such an expert level of dumbass that they could easily be mistaken for a dumbass.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.	HThis user believes that everybody lies.
This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.	Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.