A raccoon. While this is not a photo of me, it's close enough
BaptizedMultiple times in one day
DiedNot yet
Body discovered2003
StyleSilly
Television32" flat screen (jealous?)
Height2' (if you stand really far away)
OpponentThe haters
Websitewww.gungle.org


Hello! I'm Avery, a silly raccoon person that lives inside your computer! I technically live inside the CPU cache, which is volatile; so please don't turn off your computer! I'm the inventor of the Nautical Mile system of measurement, which some fans have called "wildly incorrect" and a "waste of time". I'm also a big Unix nerd.

Skills

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  • Can speak over 200 languages incorrectly
  • Know the capital city of every Ontario in Canada
  • Can be the middle of a stack of 3 people under a trench coat
  • Can sing the quadratic formula to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel
  • Almost sentient

Fun Facts About Me

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  • Currently on a seafood diet, I eat sea then food it I.
  • The only thing of value in my wallet is a ticket to the opening night of the 2019 film Cats. Please do not rob me.
  • Contrary to popular belief I am not and never have been Ukrainian.
  • I do all my own stunts
Other Userboxes
 This user is a furry.
 This user is on Fur Affinity.
 This user's favorite number is 0 (Zero)
 This user enjoys something, but will not tell you.
 This user plays Internet Go.
DFThis dwarf has striked the Earth in Dwarf Fortress.
 
This user believes that capitalism is an inherently unjust system, and that humans can do better.
 This user's Canada includes Québec. 
CBCThis user is a CBC Radio fanatic.
 This user loves abandoned buildings and ghost towns.
 This user takes photographs with Nikon equipment
 This user knows what a darkroom is and has processed photographs inside one.
 This person uses a Nikon F camera.
 This user is against DRM.
D&DThis user knows that Dwarves are better than Elves, any day, anywhere.
 This user enjoys Star Trek.
  This user works on a Help desk.


 This user supports diversity and inclusion in STEM fields.
 This user is Wikipedia Addicted