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![A raccoon. While this is not a photo of me, it's close enough](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c4/Procyon_lotor_qtl4.jpg/220px-Procyon_lotor_qtl4.jpg) |
Baptized | Multiple times in one day |
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Died | Not yet |
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Body discovered | 2003 |
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Style | Silly |
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Television | 32" flat screen (jealous?) |
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Height | 2' (if you stand really far away) |
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Opponent | The haters |
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Website | www.gungle.org |
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![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/Pink_triangle.svg/40px-Pink_triangle.svg.png) | This user identifies as gay. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/Bearmove.gif/45px-Bearmove.gif) | This user is a cub. Grr! |
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Hello! I'm Avery, a silly raccoon person that lives inside your computer! I technically live inside the CPU cache, which is volatile; so please don't turn off your computer! I'm the inventor of the Nautical Mile system of measurement, which some fans have called "wildly incorrect" and a "waste of time". I'm also a big Unix nerd.
- Can speak over 200 languages incorrectly
- Know the capital city of every Ontario in Canada
- Can be the middle of a stack of 3 people under a trench coat
- Can sing the quadratic formula to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel
- Almost sentient
- Currently on a seafood diet, I eat sea then food it I.
- The only thing of value in my wallet is a ticket to the opening night of the 2019 film Cats. Please do not rob me.
- Contrary to popular belief I am not and never have been Ukrainian.
- I do all my own stunts