My name is Giovanni Silvio. I'm a fourth generation Italian American.
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 | This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH! |
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This user enjoys reading anything. |
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| iTS | This user uses the iTunes Store. |
.gif){kind=small} | This user attends or attended Stanford University. |
| GSW | This user is a fan of the Golden State Warriors |
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| SJS | This user is a fan of the San Jose Sharks |
| C2H5OH-0 | This user is a non-drinker. |
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 | This user lives in or hails from the U.S. State of California. |
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 | This user eats chocolate. |
 | This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
 | This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory. |
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 | This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) |
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| I | This user is a person, and nothing else matters. |