SEMI-RETIRED
This user is no longer very active on Wikipedia.

I've been a registered user on Wikipedia since May 2017 and have edited on and off since then. I primarily focus on spam and undisclosed paid editing patrol, copyright issues, counter-vandalism, and various other wiki maintenance tasks. I don't write articles much any more, but when I was more active in that area I created and substantially wrote the Wikipedia articles Blush With Pride, Goodbye Halo, Two Bob, and Wonder Gadot.

I don't edit my userspace much and therefore don't have a lot of content here, but if you think anything breaks Wikipedia rules, please talk to me about it before going in and editing my stuff.

Aspening-alt is my legitimate alternate account and is used to edit on public networks and computers. AspeningAWB is another legitimate alternate account used for AutoWikiBrowser and Huggle edits. Azpening is a doppelgänger account whose userpage redirects here. Azpening-alt is a doppelgänger account whose userpage redirects to Aspening-alt and whose talk page redirects to my talk page.

This is a pure coincidence and predates my username.

My userbox page is here.

Testimonials™

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"No one here likes Aspening"

"Aspening Go Away!!!"

"OH HI Aspening ! DIDNT SEE YA THERE BUDDY! HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL, bigweeb69"

"Aspening is a very mean person. i mean come on, why doesnt he just have some fun for once."

"Aspening is a prick."

"Cockblock"

"How about you go get some more lotion and paper towels and keep yourself busy that way"

"Aspening sucks !!"

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