Antimatter31

Hi ppl. Just to say I am Antimatter31 and I have seen spelling mistakes, some shocking, that needs to be sorted out, so I do. I also clean up grammar mistakes, dodgy looking punctuation any of that jazz. I have also seen articles that are have aren't entirely neutral. These are on the more 'controversial' articles and so it is maybe understandable why these are in this way. Whatever, I give it a go and sort them out.

Yeah. Generally, I am the toilet cleaner that is the wonderful vortex of infinite information that is what we know as Wikipedia. If you can do the same, I'll be happy. :)

Here's a few userboxes that explain more about who I am and maybe what I am like.

Don't make me press the self destruct button (and trust me, I'll do it!)

This user likes to sleep.

This user is a mammal.

This user likes Pi(e).

This user is standing behind you.

The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.

This user believes that anyone who thinks Wikipedia is an unreliable source should continue their quest to find a better website.

This user absolutely detests small flies that attempt to enter ears.

Help!
I'm suffering from extreme
userbox overload.

This user's name is not George Dinkel. Or John Harris, for that matter. And, now that you mention it, this user's name isn't Gene Baker either.

Fantastic Brain

This user can't stop thinking.

This user does not identify strongly with any gender.

boiThis user identifies as a boi.

teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

∞This user is an ageless immortal.

This user doesn't care what your "ancestries" are; this user likes people for what they are and not because of a place of birth!

sis	This user has an older sister.

CF	This user is childfree.

This user identifies as straight.

165! (Apparently)This user's IQ is 165! (Apparently).

This user is an academic.

MATHThis user's favorite subject is Mathematics.

6'1"This user is 6 feet, 1 inches tall

This user is a teetotaler.

This user is short-sighted.

This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated.

This user has blond hair.

This user can not lick his/her own elbow.

This user is against smoking.

This user respects women and rejects any violence against women.

This user suffers from severe skin allergies

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user wears a Poppy to Remember

This user supports preferential voting as opposed to first-past-the-post.

FMThis user is an FM radio broadcaster.

This user does not view baptism as necessary for salvation.

C	This user is a Roman Catholic.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user believes that evolution doesn't have to conflict with Christianity.

This user, based on evidence and current consensus, thinks that the Universe began with a bang.

fan-3

This user wholeheartedly believes that Little Britain is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist.

fan-3

This user wholeheartedly believes that Top Gear is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond.

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

Woohoo!This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls!

d'oh!This user is a possible Homer Sexual.

W&GThis user is wearing the wrong trousers.

This user watches The Office

This user is a teapot

QIThis user is Quite Interesting.

?	This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.

M.D.This user watches House.

This user lives in the middle of Nowhere.

This user is totally untested und highly dangerous!

U_CThis user watches University Challenge

This user believes that politicians should not interfere with Public news broadcasting. ^†

You're Fired!This user is a fan of The Apprentice.

This user is the Doctor.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

R	This user is a Ravenclaw.

This user writes short stories.

POEMThis user has had one of their poems published.

This user thinks Steven Spielberg is the greatest director of all time.

Coming Soon!This user can't wait for the movie Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

This user needs two more kills to qualify for Double-0 status.

SW musicThis user loves Star Wars music.

This user has a high-definition television set.

DTVThis user has a DTV tuner box to receive Digital terrestrial television

This user prefers satellite television over cable television.

This user has satellite television provided by Sky.

FAUX NEWS

This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.

This user likes the BBC.

BBCThis user watches BBC News.

This user knows that the mainstream media is just a brainwashing tool.

This user dislikes commercials that happen during TV shows and movies and finds them annoying

TGThis user wonders what time the Stig would clock in a Dacia Sandero.

FMThis user has an FM radio.

FMThis user is a Presenter on FM radio.

This user reads newspapers.

This user keeps pet fish.

This user loves old cars.

This user's favourite colour is orange.

This user likes Colours!!

OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy.

This user is against DRM.

This user is against cyberbullying.

This user really likes old computers.

@This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.

This user uses Windows Live Messenger.

This user's favourite search engine is Google.

This user's Internet service provider is Sky Broadband.

bThis user supports Blu-ray.

5.1

This user has a 5.1 channel surround sound speaker set-up for his/her computer.

1440
x
900This user contributes at
1440 x 900 resolution.

nThis user uses a nVidia 7800 graphics card in their PC.

This user learnt how to use all their fingers for typewriting.

intel
CoreThis user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Dual-Core microprocessor.

ADSLThis user contributes using an
ADSL connection.

This user owns a Nokia phone.

This user just LOVES to cycle!

This user drinks orange juice.

This user loves Dr Pepper.

This user is an omnivore.

This user eats at KFC.

cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user is opposed to regional lockout.

Coming Soon!

This user can't wait for Final Fantasy XIV.

This user owns a
PlayStation 3 Premium System.

This user is a sim racer.

This user takes
Public Transport
because they have to!

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

This user knows all of the digits of pi.

$0.{\bar {9}}$=1

This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it, but wishes that other people could understand it the way he does.

This user likes all types of music.

This user contributes while using iTunes.

iTunes StoreThis user is familiar with the iTunes Music Store, not the iTunes Store.

No iPod

This user does not use an iPod and does not wish to own one..

This user believes in logic.

This user believes that
life is good.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user prefers warm weather.

This user loves thunderstorms.

M	This person uses McAfee security software.

This user contributes using Internet Explorer 8.

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

MS Paint!This user uses Microsoft Paint!

This user's primary email client is Windows Live Mail.

Office 2010This user uses Microsoft Office 2010.

This user contributes using Windows Vista Home Premium.

This user uses Google Earth often.

This user is using a firewall to protect their computer.

This user plays association football.

UTThis user has mastered every football position and is considered to be a Utility.

This user is a fan of          Brawn GP

This user spends most of his free time thinking about random things...

This user enjoys photography.

This user prefers color photography.

This user is interested in higher education.

This user supports
renewable energy.

This user prefers DVD over VHS. ±

This user prefers Blu-ray over DVD. ±

This user enjoys overcast weather.

This user loves to read.

This user likes to spin pens.

This user enjoys
twiddling their thumbs.

This user prefers to live a topsy turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order.

This user is rated U by the BBFC.

dm-0This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand death metal roars, screams, grunts, snarls, or growls.

fgn-0This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.

gb-0This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.

mth-NThis user can solve ADVANCED math problems in their head.

ubxThis user uses userboxes.

sar-0This user cannot speak sarcasm nor can they easily pick up on it. Therefore, this user will think you're serious every second you're being sarcastic.

en-GB
-NThis user is a native speaker of British English.

prog-0This user does not know how to program.

HTML-0This person does not understand HTML (or understands it with difficulties, or does not want to write HTML).

{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.

This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.

ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.

OEDThis user uses Oxford spelling.

This user is lost and does not know where they live.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

This user's watch always has the correct time.

00:00This user uses 24-hour time.

This user observes British Summer Time during the summer.

In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…

This user does not use automated or semi-automated editing tools.

EW0This user has not experienced any edit wars and does not wish to be involved in any.

This user has been on Wikipedia for 0 days.

This user is a member on the English Wikipedia.

This user was manually confirmed prior to meeting the autoconfirmation requirements. (verify)

Wiki-NThis user is a native Wikipedia editor.

This user searches deep for ALL vandalism and reverts it.

vandalsThis user wishes Wikipedia were vandal-free.

This user hopes that Twinkle will be compatible with Internet Explorer

This user has a
Strong Password. ^†

PleaseHello, please don't vandalize me...

This user is opposed to
political censorship.

GFDL	This user would prefer not to use free images if there are better fair use ones available.

This user supports the right of anonymous users to edit Wikipedia.

IP addressThis user supports mandatory registration.

This user boldly assumes consensus when editing Wikipedia until told otherwise.

This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user removes personal attacks because it's the right thing to do.

This user knows that replacing one bias with another is not cleanup.

This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.

This user feels that deletions subject to a popularity contest rather than a verifiability test damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.

1RRThis user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.

DemThis editor is a Wikidemocrat.

This user values the quality of Wikipedia articles over the quantity and thus supports the merging of related content and deletion of articles that violate policies and guidelines.

Antimatter31 likes the new beta version of Wikipedia.

This user smiles frequently.

This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.

This user knows that this userbox is pointless, but what the hell!

Watch it guy, this userbox is gonna overload you and your computer, maybe even Wikipedia.

END	This user is now brain-thrashingly insane because this user has no more userboxes.

If you want to know anymore about me, then I highly suspect that you are what they call... The Unexpected Intruder. I heard the rumours. Word has it that you hide in innocent peoples closets, behind their curtains and the worse you do is sleep at night under peoples BEDS! You know who you are. Come on! Admit it. Show the world how much of a danger you are and enjoy time in prison. MWAHAHAHA! Trust me. You'll enjoy it better. You'll have your own mobile phone and TV. Better than scrounging on the streets, sharing the comfort the heat gives you from the boiler that unsuspecting families pay the bill for in whatever good looking house you find.

Or if the userboxes are enough for you, don't worry. You're sane. From what I've seen most of us are sane as well. I hope. :P Continue on your quest to find the real meaning of the universe. If this isn't the place to find it, then I guess we'll never know.