AnonymousOliver

I guess this is my Wikipedia page, Hi.

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This user is a native of the United States of America.

This user swings ALL THE WAYS.

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This user believes that
science trumps
individual belief.

This user is interested in law.

This user supports the de-criminalisation of illegal downloading.

This user is an advocate of open research and open access.

This user supports the right of anonymous users to edit Wikipedia.

This user will destroy humanity if given the chance.

This user is interested in transport issues.

This user wants to be your friend.

This user is a hipster.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

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This user has strong political views, but feels that Wikipedia is not the proper place to express them.

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This user is nowhere near being an Administrator.

Hackers, beware. This user has a strong password.

uglyThis user is ugly, or at least believes they are.

This user is against most forms of copyright.

Miles per hourThis user thinks articles about "per" units should follow the "foos per bar" format, not "foo per bar".

I support on/off buttons for opt-in ads on a nonprofit Wikipedia for all readers (via cookies).

Because of real life, this user will be editing on and off.

UBXThis user has way too many userboxes

Cat LoverThis user is a
cat lover.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user thinks
cannabis should be legal for both medicinal and recreational use.

This user knows that real monkeys lack the randomness required to type Shakespeare, but still understands the concept of infinity.

You just lost The Game.