AThis user has type A userboxitis.
py-3This user is an advanced Python programmer.
theyThis user frequently uses the singular they for want of a better gender-neutral pronoun.
y'allThis user thinks y'all serves a useful purpose as a second-person plural pronoun, and would like to see y'all use it more often.
-ly This user mourns the apparent death of the adverb, a loss that this user feels most serious.
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This user supports the use of the
Oxford comma.
This user is a bibliophile.
PumpkinThis user's favourite colour is pumpkin.
This user is interested in ancient Greece.
math-2This user can contribute with intermediate mathematical skills.
mthThis user participates in math competitions.
met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.
This user knows 32 digits of pi.
τThis user believes tau should replace pi as a mathematical constant.
bandThis user plays in a band.
This user enjoys Classical music.
This user wants a philosopher king.
This user contributes using
Chromium.
Ubuntu logo.This user contributes using Ubuntu.
This user is a swimmer.
DNA

This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

This user enjoys the works of
Isaac Asimov.
This user enjoys reading Borges.
OSCThis user enjoys the works of Orson Scott Card.
This user enjoys reading the works of Charles Dickens.
This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.
I BThis user enjoys the works of
Iain Banks.
This user enjoys the works of Arthur C. Clarke.
This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.
This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.
This user is a bardolater.
Quoth this user, "Nevermore."
arma virumque cano -
this user is a fan of the Aeneid.
This user is a fan of the Iliad.
A Prairie Home Companion is the answer to life's persistent questions.
WWDTMThis user would like to win Carl Kassell's voice on his home answering machine.
SciFriThis user likes to make science radio-active.
This user listens to NPR.
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
0This user is 0 years, 0 months, and 0 days old.
This user is friends with Thekillerpenguin.
Four Penguins.This user knows that penguins are evil!
hs
This user is a high school student.
SATThis user scored 2240 of 2400 on the SAT.2240
This user is from Silicon Valley.
This user is a secular humanist.
This user is an empiricist who believes knowledge is subject to continued revision and falsification.
This user supports the independence of Scotland.
This editor is a WikiGnome.
This user clicks on Random article way too often.
This user sometimes or always feels useless on wikipedia.
This user would donate to the Wikimedia Foundation if they could; however, they are too young to do so or do not have a credit card.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
EThis user reads The Economist.
TThis user reads Time Magazine.
The New YorkerThis user reads The New Yorker.
YouThis user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time magazine.
This user is interested in the
history of Europe.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
to¦<b>ly¦goThis user is proud to rightfully split infinitives.
;This user's favorite punctuation is semicolons; he likes using them a lot.