Ada-2This user is an intermediate Ada programmer.
asm-2This user is an intermediate assembly language programmer.
bash-2This user is an intermediate Bash programmer.
C++-5This user is a professional C++ programmer.
C#-3This user is an advanced C# programmer.
ocaml-2This user is an intermediate OCaml programmer.
COBOL-0This person does not understand COBOL (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not want to program in COBOL).
js-1This user is a beginning JavaScript programmer.
Erlang-1This user is a beginning Erlang programmer.
for-2This user is an intermediate Fortran programmer.
hs-2This user is an intermediate Haskell programmer.
Java-4This user is an expert Java programmer.
lisp-2This user is an intermediate Lisp programmer.
Lua-1This user is a beginning Lua programmer.
-2This user is an intermediate Mathematica programmer.
pas-3This user is an advanced Pascal programmer.
Perl-2This user is an intermediate Perl programmer.
pro-2This user is an intermediate Prolog programmer.
py-2This user is an intermediate Python programmer.
This user is an intermediate Ruby programmer.
ST-1This user is a beginner Smalltalk programmer.
SQL-3This user is an advanced SQL programmer.
Tcl-3This user is an advanced Tcl scripter.
vba-2This user is an intermediate Visual Basic for Applications programmer.
wiki-3This user is an advanced Wikipedia editor.
incrThis editor is an incrementalist.
prog-NThis user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.
they?This user has no opinion about singular they.
English Singulars: "The data is..." This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
This user thinks good grammar is sexy.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
"…"!
US vs. UK
This user uses "logical quotation marks". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a nationalistic style issue!
"..!"This user believes that punctuation should always come on the inside of quotation marks.
;This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.
MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
This user is strangely attracted to and is obsessed with pastel colors


The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.
This user is a computer scientist.
▒┘ěThis user hates mojibake.
This user uses Google Maps.
This user still remembers these.
This user only partially understands mathematics.
This user can divide by zero.
=1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.
This user knows the Ultimate Answer.
λThis user is fluent in Lambda calculus.
1+1=10This user likes binary.
4+4=10This user likes octal.
5+5=10This user likes decimal.
8+8=10This user likes hexadecimal.
This user is interested in graph theory.
This user is pretty sure that they are an outlier compared to everybody else.
(1),
(n) → (n+1)
This user loves Mathematical Induction.
Either this user isn't a logician or this sentence is false.
This user knows that a monkey typing at a typewriter will write something that will make Shakespeare grovel… eventually.
This user is interested in philosophy.
This user is a Humanist.
This user believes in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.
~(p&~p)This user studies the concept of logic.
This user has a keen interest in the philosophy of physics.
This user believes that all men are created equal.
This user is interested in the belief that the Meaning of life is to Improve Oneself.
Hanlon's RazorThis user never attributes to malice that which is best explained by stupidity.
Benford's LawThis user believes that passion is often inversely proportional to the amount of real information available.
This user thinks that abstractions cannot hurt anybody.
This user lives in a mathematical universe.
This user is a child of the Enlightenment.
This user loves the Spring.
This user loves the Autumn.
This user loves rainy days.
This user likes foggy days.
This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?
This user is interested in linguistics.
This user is interested in psychology.
This user is interested in sociology.
This user enjoys the works of
Isaac Asimov.
This user enjoys reading non-fiction.
This user is a book lover.
This user is an admirer of Borges.
This user is a Trekkie.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
This user is a code monkey.
UPMCThis user attends or attended the Pierre and Marie Curie University (Paris 6)
 This user is a citizen of the
République française.
 
This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.
This user is interested in issues related to religious pluralism.
This user thinks (s)he is a meta-agnostic, but (s)he is not certain.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.