Really, really bad Haiku from a new admin edit
Setting new lows in thank-you spam:
Click there for my RfA spam haikus! → → →
Janitor's new tools
Spam must stop -- will new mop act?
Ooops, .com blocked
New admin, new tools
Earnest newbie furrows brow
Fare thee well Main Page
New mess all about
Sorcerer's Apprentice mop
Not supporter's fault
A. B. so grateful
Wikipedia trembles
Watch out DRV
A. B. wonders why
Copyright always confused
Fair use, farewell, bye
Dear RfA friend,
I will learn, chaos will fade
Thanks so much ... A. B.
Colbert's elephants
stampede Wikipedia
Must protect, protect
Wiki fortress not
Open gates, knowledge wings free
But trolls are about