While I find this article incredibly amusing, it probably (and sadly) needs to be cleaned up some.
Keep it! edit
I think it's relevant to David Ortiz. However, it is obviously going to be a target for vandalism and could be unslanted a bit more, but otherwise I see no reason not to keep it as is.
AfD result edit
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