Synthetic Socks

Synthetic Socks is a very early recording by Gene Ween, released on TeenBeat Records in 1987. It is almost entirely the product of Gene Ween making personal recordings in his bedroom (Dean Ween appears only a few times on this cassette). The cover of the album is a close up of a child (possibly Gene himself) holding a frog. Alternate versions of the cover crop the image so only the frog and the child's hand can be seen

Synthetic Socks
Studio album by Gene Ween
Released	1987
Length	60:04
Label	TeenBeat Records
Producer	Scott Lowe and Gene Ween

Instruments include Synsonic Drums, Korg Poly-800, piano, and reel-to-reel. Scott Lowe assisted in post production using delay and additional keyboards.

Long time friend of Gene Ween, Scott Lowe, assisted in production of the album, adding effects to some of the songs.

Credited as Synthetic Sox (not "Socks" as in the album title), three of the TeenBeat tracks; Tree, Sea of Mellichis and Investigating Tornadoes, were released on vinyl as part of Shadow Mouth: Compilation One, released on the Shadow Mouth Record label based in Asbury Park, New Jersey.

Synthetic Socks features a very embryonic version of Ween's trademark sound.

Track listing

1. "Baked Potatoe" sic
2. "Cops"
3. "Hence It Came" (instrumental)
4. "Let's Live Together"
5. "Once I Lived"
6. "Anything Quickly" (instrumental)
7. "Get Out Of Here Son"
8. "GI"
9. "Ho Ho Ho"
10. "Some Weird Shit"
11. "Eurphyoosh"
12. "Tree" (instrumental)
13. "Love"
14. "I Hate Snuggles"
15. "Style of Carpet" (instrumental)
16. "Collectives"
17. "Cheese Fries"
18. "Weenstock"
19. "So Pink"
20. "Sea of Mellchis"
21. "Investigating Tornadoes"
22. "Today It Is My Birthday"
23. "Sonata in A#G Overture" (instrumental)
24. "Happy Family"
25. "School Days"
26. "I Wanna Lick It/Can I Speak To Mark With Electricity?"

"I Wanna Lick It/Can I Speak To Mark With Electricity?" features the 1975 Kiss hit "Rock and Roll All Nite" in its entirety. This is due to Gene Ween recording the album on old cassettes with music already on the tape. This effect is also heard on the Ween song "Birthday Boy", which near the end of the song Pink Floyd's song "Echoes" kicks in. Other examples of this effect happening in Ween's discography are on "I Play It Off Legit" and "Flies On My Dick".