Lolly Scramble: A Memoir of Little Consequence, published in 2005, is collection of autobiographical essays by New Zealand-Australian comedian Tony Martin. A second volume, A Nest of Occasionals, appeared in 2009.

Lolly Scramble
AuthorTony Martin
CountryAustralia
LanguageEnglish
GenreHumour
PublisherPan Macmillan
Publication date
October 2005
Media typePrint (Paperback)
Pages320 pp
ISBN0-330-42213-8

The people mentioned in the book are not referred to by their real names.

Contents edit

Next Teller Please edit

Tells of the decline in use of passbooks in banking.

Something Of Dreams edit

A New Zealand TV show shoots a scene in the neighbourhood of Martin's friend from Thames South Primary.

Mono edit

Martin and his friend befriend a peer whose religion forbids board games, television and movies, who is rumoured to possess only one testicle.

Longnecks edit

14-year-old Martin discusses 18-year-old Donna, who he has a crush on, with her 29-year-old boyfriend, and later attempts to engage her in conversation.

The Secret Passage edit

Martin's experience with New Zealand amateur theatre.

A Made Bed in Hell edit

Martin moves into a rented room at the Yeoman household in Auckland.

No Tarzan, Mind edit

An account of Martin's time in the advertising industry, starting at the bottom rung, and learning kerning.

The Yeti edit

Martin's experience at an Auckland boarding house run by a Swiss-German husband and Samoan wife.

Breakfast in Dubbo edit

An account of a lengthy New South Wales Bus trip.

Unlucky 12a edit

Martin's time spent living in a flat in Melbourne.

Prang edit

The events following a minor collision with a drunk driver.

The Doctor is Out edit

Martin's experience of visiting various chiropractors to cure recurring back pain.

The Notary Public edit

Martin and his wife require legal forms to be signed by the "notary public".

Any Old Iron edit

Martin undergoes treatment for haemochromatosis.

Donkey Shines edit

Martin's experience with video game addiction, including Pong, Space Invaders, Donkey Kong, and GoldenEye 007.

In the Eye of the Lolly Scramble edit

Parental punishment in combined families, and Christmas cheer.

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