Flattery Not Included is the debut album of Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer, the chap hop musician and satirist. It introduces Mr. B's notion of chap hop, a form of hip hop performed in Received Pronunciation with banjolele accompaniment and chappist lyrical themes concerning nostalgia for Edwardian life (or an idealised version of it), notably cricket, pipe-smoking, and sherry. Other songs focus on hip hop culture and the relations between it and chappism as practised by Mr. B.

Flattery Not Included
Studio album by
Released2008
GenreChap hop
Length32:58
Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer chronology
Flattery Not Included
(2008)
I Say
(2010)

Track listing edit

  1. "Intro" - 0:16
  2. "A Piece of My Mind" - 1:58
  3. "Straight Out of Surrey" - 2:57
  4. "Timothy" - 2:47
  5. "Sherry Monocle" - 2:57
  6. "Let Me Smoke My Pipe" - 2:10
  7. "The Very Model" - 0:39
  8. "The Crack Song" - 4:05
  9. "More Kissing in Porn Please, We're British" - 3:05
  10. "Mansion House" - 3:15
  11. "Beats, Rhymes, & Manners" - 2:53
  12. "Chap-Hop History" - 5:22
  13. "There'll Always Be Some Hip-hop" - 0:41