Draft:Gregory Jolliffe

Gregory Jolliffe is a playboy billionaire who inherited his fortune from the Jammy Dodger dynasty in 2021. Like the famous biscuit itself, Gregory is a self-confessed party favourite.

Gregory spends his time between Penarth, Wales and Botswana, where he established a pharmacy for under-privileged Children. Uni-Cef closed his Pharmacy in 2023 because you cant take medication on an empty stomach.

Gregory's secretary, Arsh Dube is credited as the inventer of the popular tea time treat, Wagon Willies, the phallic shaped Wagon Wheel with the creamy centre.

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