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Really Funny RvB Quotes

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  • Caboose: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
  • Church: Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
  • Tucker: No, I think he called her a slut.

  • Vic: Hey dude.
  • Church: Vic, hey.
  • Vic: This is Vic at 555-VICK do do do. I'm not in the casita right now so leave your low down at the ding dong, asta
  • Church: Hey Vic, this is Church I need to...
  • Vics voicemail: You have reached the voicemail system.
  • Church: *sighs* Ok, ok...come on.
  • Vics voicemail: To leave a message just wait for the tone.
  • Church: I know how to leave a god damn message.
  • Vics voicemail: When you are finished recording just hang up or push pound for more options.
  • Church: Really hang up no shit... I was just going to keep on talking till he decided to check his voicemail.
  • Vics voicemail: For delivery options press 5
  • Church: *angrily* Just give me the damn beep!
  • Vics voicemail: To leave a call back number press 8. To page this person press 6.
  • Church: COME ON!
  • Vics voicemail: To repeat this message press 9.
  • Church: I will fucking stab you computer phone lady!

[Some time later]

  • Vics voicemail: To mark this message as urgent press 11
  • Church: *Yelling* There is no 11 you fucking whore!